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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Am I the only one who stopped thinking about 9/11 years ago?

[–] Ediacarium@feddit.org 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now that you've stopped thinking for roughly 10 months: Would you recommend it?

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure yet, I have no thoughts on the matter.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

I'll tell your wife you said hello

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If only they'd said "what did II miss?"

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Three hits, one miss

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Crows can fly at 500m

There is only one building in New York a crow would fly against.

[–] el_abuelo@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is that building flying? And what's more, why is it competing with the crow?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The building isn't flying... it's falling, with style.

Never forget. 🇺🇸

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There's no hard ceiling for crows' flight until about 24,000 feet, which is based on oxygen content in the air.

They can easily fly over any building in any city in the world.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 1 week ago

The dates 💀

[–] Michal@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

And coment on 11th September too, can't be a coincidence

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Who cares about a fake convo between "transit-f*g" and "can-i-explode-now"? Phony AF.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

Remember, all memes are totally real and no one ever fabricated shit on the internet

[–] cybermass@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really don't think we need the cops for this one.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

I don't really see a problem, there are very few acorns on aircraft.

Is a joke in yo town.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

missed about 23 years so far