this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] toastus@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This comment is autumn leaves.

[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So we rake it up into the trash bag, right?

[–] toastus@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't even what? Don't leave me hanging, fam!

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Someone shittily draw a Lemmy leaf in MS paint so we can all award it to the leafiest of comments

[–] Max17@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But hear me out... What if...

[–] Redredme@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

... You just made a pic of them, slap 'em in a wallet and call it an nft.

Instantly worth 1000 bucks because I say so.

[–] sci@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

only if you find someone who wants to buy it

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Spike@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I think I really found my people on Lemmy.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Ya know, it probably would be a lot easier to sanitize all the telephones if it’s just basic dirt from leaves and not trace cocaine everywhere

[–] Splotzerella@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

First impression: WTF are autism leaves?

[–] ox0r@lemmy.fmhy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

The economist is lying

They told me I would never make any money as a jazz musician.

I mean, if gold is massively devalued. Don't think it'd ever be worth less than leaves, but given its actual useful properties (as opposed to its arbitrary use as a currency) gold's value should be a lot lower than it is.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

“Change the currency to oak leaves Greenspan!”

(extremely dated reference)

[–] Undearius@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well there was a maple syrup heist where $18 million worth of syrup was stolen.

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Imagine brushing all these gold leaves onto a pile, then with a shovel disposing of those leaves.

[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I mean I make compost, so dead leaves are a commodity I'm highly looking for to aquire.