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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

This is real, by the way.

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[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

This is the most attracted I have ever been to Donald.

  • Melania
[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago

Thanks I hate it

[–] superkret@feddit.org 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I used to be sceptical about AI image generators, but now I'm sold.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think this one might just be good ol' fashioned Photoshop? Not sure. But you're right. AI is next-level.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Still can't get the hands the right size.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Just the free / publicly available ones tho. The hands have been solved a while ago by the newest models.

This one is also far from perfect, but its just a matter of time. We are in for a crazy time, but im not sure if good or bad.

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

There's a mistake. Putin is not so jacked. He is an old fluffy turd

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Eh.....so was humanity.

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

that was a challenging fap

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

God wouldn't send us this fap material if we couldn't handle it.

[–] accarezzu@lemmy.ml 22 points 4 days ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What a terrible day to......you know......exist on this planet.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Even the people in orbit can’t be happy about this.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

I guess I don't need vision anyway

[–] Intergalactic@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Time to gouge my fucking eyes out

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Goddamnit! NSFW!

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 11 points 4 days ago

Where we're going you won't need eyes.

[–] Dav09@mander.xyz 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

For the Love of GOD! Set the NSFW flag!!!

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Does eyebleach exist on lemmy?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

This is… disturbing.

Thicker then a Double Big Mac.

[–] N00b22@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 days ago

I need bleach immediately

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I can't stop laughing.