Justin Beaver 
this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024
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Omg. It's the Beavles!
Rooftop concert!!!
Don't mention "the incident"!
The one from Beavers and Butthead?
Bieber is German for beaver. Finally someone made the connection.
Does justin bieber vary in height so much that they had to specify using his ‘average height’?
People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.
But I think that says "average human" and not "average height".
Anything but metric!
"Bi(e)ber" is German for "Beaver"
Bieber for scale
Bóbr kurwa!
THAT is a kurwing bober
Next the beavers will be saying that they're bigger than Jesus Christ.
This reads like a No Such Thing As A Fish fact
which one did Winona have?
Am I the only one confused because the beaver is clearly shorter than the Bieber?
Bigger != taller explicitly
Thank god they didn't use metric, I wouldn't have understood
This one's actually funny though, Bieber is beaver in German
Tired metric joke
And we’ll stop doing it when the Americans catch up. It’s for their own good.
They were going to say "bigger than Jesus" but it was deemed too controversial.
Bigger than wrestling!
Bigger than Bieber, the old beaver brushed the broken lever while brandishing a bloody cleaver
But could they sing as good as him? Scientists say probably.
Why is the beaver smaller than Bieber?
Dam, Justin ‘bout to find out.
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