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lol sorry for the depressive comic, don’t take it too seriously

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[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I just showed this to my super funny dad and we were heartily laughing about this together. He already reposted it in his Facebook meme group and it got 17 likes, thanks a lot for sharing this funny content

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

heartily laughing together

*glances back at comic*

oh no

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

I muffin form you that your husband and son are dead

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Daaaammn, 17 likes! Lemmy already voted it up twice more than that, this comic is a hit!!1!

We need to tell more people!

/s

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Leave it to Lemmy to take a wholesome comment and completely shit on it.

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

That’s why we’re here

[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It went up to 31 over night without me doing anything it’s really crazy. What does /s mean?

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you /s

Ok now I feel bad I was just shitposting and you’re trying to be helpful

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Lol no worries, I figured it was one of another and felt if you legit didn't know, then I'd help out.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I'll never forget those glazed eyes...

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 18 points 2 months ago

The rope around the top of the donut is actually quite funny.

[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

Your donuts are more like don'ts. I invented better donuts. Here they are:

I shall call them Poppy and Betty. [WARNING: THOSE ARE OC, DONUT STEEL.]

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Asome donuts have holes, others don't. Maybe it's male vs female donuts?

Wait, that would mean the creme filled ones are filled with donut sperm.

Why is my brain weird?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

Reading this with a mouth full of donut cum

The internet is inside you now.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Open inside

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You donut say

[–] vind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I could've sworn I've seen almost an identical comic strip like this a decade ago

[–] RudeOnTuesdays@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

This comic is originally from 2017

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Spider is >!laughing too!<

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the donut's anatomy wouldn't have a neck equivalent there, so all this guy really did was turn himself into a sugary tire swing.

Maybe it's like the donut version of those envelopment swings kids get in OT/PT

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No this can still work, hear me out. He just has to call the cops first.

When they show up, they will instinctively assume its one of those "donut on a string" eating contest and gobble em up.

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Do-nut rye flour wheat, naan roti flatbread