Okay but seriously why does Alice immediately bring up a hypothetical person getting bitten when I'm in the room bleeding from my actual dog bite? Alice doesn't give a shit about me.
Memes
Post memes here.
A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme.
An Internet meme or meme, is a cultural item that is spread via the Internet, often through social media platforms. The name is by the concept of memes proposed by Richard Dawkins in 1972. Internet memes can take various forms, such as images, videos, GIFs, and various other viral sensations.
- Wait at least 2 months before reposting
- No explicitly political content (about political figures, political events, elections and so on), !politicalmemes@lemmy.ca can be better place for that
- Use NSFW marking accordingly
Laittakaa meemejä tänne.
- Odota ainakin 2 kuukautta ennen meemin postaamista uudelleen
- Ei selkeän poliittista sisältöä (poliitikoista, poliittisista tapahtumista, vaaleista jne) parempi paikka esim. !politicalmemes@lemmy.ca
- Merkitse K18-sisältö tarpeen mukaan
Ok but human bites are actually very dangerous and at risk for infection. He should be very glad he did not get bit by a human child
Yeah! I'm with Bender on this! Kill all humans!
realizes I'M human
I said what I said!
If a great Dane is a dog, how imagine what a regular Dane must be like.
A mediocre comedian?
A smaller dog? Idk
A lesser dog
i was trying really hard to imagine why she was thinking of him being bitten by a small child ... before catching on 🤣 Quite funny laughing at my own stupidity ... and then reading his perfect reply 😋
Peter Schmeichel must be stopped
Her: My god- Are there bite marks on your walk?
Aww shucks, he thinks I'm great? blushes
Does she think he was bitten by a phenomenal person from Denmark? And that a small child would have a more ferocious bite than that?
Is this the modern "dumb blonde" joke, re-imagined?
Sure looks like it.