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[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Should have just gotten a sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it.

[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If I could have a very long pickle to cover my entire sandwich, I think I'd die happy. Just one long cucumber pickled and sliced long ways.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I really like sandwich with a pretty large pickle in it. One of my faves.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Wheres the sauce you fucking demon, like even the worst sauce they have is better than no sauce. Id take a sauce i hate over no sauce... and its toasted so that "bread" is dry af... Put some sauce on and be fucking normal.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're not at that part yet. Clearly in the veggie stage.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 12 points 3 days ago

The sauce stage is after the veggie stage, I bet he asked what sauce they want, they said no sauce and that's how we got here.

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[–] 01011@monero.town -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Should have just ordered a salad somewhere but I like the ingredients, everything bar the bread and cheese.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Instantly popped into my head, I love Gianni so much.

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[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I can't judge. I like sliced Tomato and a double order of Olives on my footlong Meatball.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] basmati@lemmus.org 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nope just a 12 inch long ball of meat with sliced tomatoes and double olives.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

My favorite pizza is olive and mushroom with garlic parmesian sauce.

I know. I'm weird.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

!notopbutok

And that sounds really good! It's probably super savory.

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[–] 01011@monero.town 6 points 2 days ago

That's not weird. I always have olives and mushrooms on my pizza.

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[–] Debardosbae@leminal.space 6 points 2 days ago

Double olives at Subway now get you like three of them. Employees be acting like they deduct each olive directly out of their paycheck.

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[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

I mean.. what she is doing wrong is going to subway.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm torn between bitching about BRANDS and laughing.

How dare you conflict me like this in shitposting.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.

Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

fuck r/hailcorporate. at first I joined it thinking it was going to be about stealth ads. oh my god, you can't even allude to a brand in a critical manner before some asshole accuses you of advertising. even bigger cancer than r/theyknew

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[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He better go wash his hands again after handling his phone.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, it's cool. Can't you see he's wearing a thin plastic glove on the other hand?

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

And holding the glove he was wearing on the hand he's holding the phone with?

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What's wrong with Subway? Is this another chain I have to avoid now?

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't know if anything really bad. It's expensive and low quality, but that's about it.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Out of all the mainstream fast food places, it's probably my top pick. Especially if you manage to get their buy one get one free footlong deals.

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[–] NormalPerson@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

There's a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I've seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.

[–] renrenPDX@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I mean if that’s what you like, and they specifically ask you what you want on it… I’m sure subway employees have put together far worse science projects than that.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Yeah. Uh. I'll get the tuna salad. Also can I get that toasted."

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

Tuna melts are pretty delicious.

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[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's another sandwich I would still vote for president before Trump.

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[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The other day. The guy behind me ordered a pizza sub with just sauce and cheese. There was a pizza place across the street but whatever I guess

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He would probably go to the pizza place and order a pizza with just sauce and cheese. What’s wrong with that? I think it’s called a cheese pizza.

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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago
[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Say what you will but this would be a very cool "this is how we met" story that they could tell their kids down the line

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn you could at least spread out the veggies a bit more before taking a picture to shame the person ordering this abomination

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is a food crime from hell!

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, a food crime from hell would be pork ice cream. A cucumber and olive sandwich is a food crime from weight watchers.

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Bacon vanilla is good though

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is just an ad for subway

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would think that an ad for something would paint that thing in a favorable light, not make it look gross and weird and unappealing.

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's an easy way to get reprimanded and have your bosses hands tied by corporate.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sir,,, this is a shitpost and your comment is very logical

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