17.141592653 it is then
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Database stores as INT though, so you're still fucked
Str(fuck)
Int you say? -17 it is. In Benjamin Button years.
Come to think of it, unsigned char is probably the best hardware data type for an age, if we assume nobody's going to cure aging completely.
ok, my age is NULL
User with this age already grew up as soon as you press submit
I can only assume this was the registration form for that Mr Beast video where he had 100 people in a room with one person of each age from 1 to 100.
This was the same thought that came to my mind as well! hah
Wow, what did they do? Was it actually worth a watch, it's a neat concept.
Nah it was lame, some people had good strategy but it came down to crappy challenges and crappy people
Ah. Yeah, that sounds about right. Here I was hoping they would actually do something profound or meaningful with such a wide variety of demographic slices in one place, but that's not how you become a big YouTube star, I guess.
Everyone got put into a cube and they just had to outlast the other people, while doing some challenges.
Enter your species...
Error, a user of this species already exists
Using age as id
AGE_PK (int)
Oh so you were a db architect Mr Vandelay ?
in the latex industry, yep.
So you're typesetting your database results?
17.1
Seems like someone forgot to normalize the age dimension in their OLAP cube!
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