I feel mildly insulted. I use arch btw.

How do you do fellow kids?

Not even ashamed, I feel the age and I will misuse slang just to watch the young people cringe.

Stay rizzy my skibidi sigmas

I laughed pretty hard at the Manjaro one

I used to be How Do You Do Fellow Kids, but then I accepted who I really was and settled into Hide The Pain Harold.

I haven't looked at the fedora logo in so long I legitimately thought Facebook had released a Linux distro..

..the curve on the bottom of that f is doing a lot of work to try and make that logo different.

Also after years of being McMahon I have evolved into an Asian Punk Hacker it seems... No idea what I was before McMahon, Manjaro and Slackware are not on the list. And I use Debian for servers.

Look, all I want is for my shit to work and work every time. I drive a car from the 90s. I go out of my way to buy handheld electronics that take standard cell batteries. I'm writing this while shitting in a toilet made in 1972. I don't mind things being a little out of date as long as they just work.

Anyway, guess my distro.

Windows, M’Fedora, PopOS and NixOS rn

SUSE giga-Chad ✊

Void on laptop, alpine on homeserver. Yep, checks out.

Love how the indian guy sitting meme perfectly sums up how I feel about alpine, nixos, and freebsd, even though those are completely different projects with different directions and goals. "It's boring and it just works".

Memes demonstrating that Neolithic communication is superior, as written language is abandoned for pictographs on digital walls.

We use nixos not because its perfect but because its the best there is(if you want immutability(and you still want access to conventional feeling updates))

I am superficial. I care for the interface, instead of the core....aka KDE and Windows.

Appearantly I'm gary, but I rarely talk to CS PhDs…

I don't get it, I am not in any of these pictures.

Gentoo user here

Yep sums it up

The only time I can identify myself as a chad, nice

Top left. Harold and the fat guy.

Does anyone use Kali as their daily? Genuine curiosity.

I think of it as a utility distro.

Windows 10 on my PC, Android on my phone, Slackware on my home server.

Physically, I feel like #2, but I'm more ashamed to say I'm a #13

Who is the dude in all the user-friendly distros? Kind of looks like Tom Cruise's stunt man.

#10 with an aging laptop that unfortunately pretty much needs to be Windows to make any sense - like, I basically just use Excel. And Word. That's it. And afaik nothing really does Excel like Excel, which seems silly to use with Wine...

But I may build a home server type setup soonish using Linux because it sounds fun

Centos 7.3 in an oracle virtual box on windows 10, but I definitely feel like the "hello, how are you fellow kids?" guy. There is not even a RedHat in the graphic for me to pretend is me.

where is nobara 💀

I'll switch to Fedora Linux, if it will display a quote by a new atheist pseudointellectual on every startup.

One of the Ubuntus, can't tell which one

Hey that Neon one is pretty reductive, I say with my long hair and sunglasses.

Edit: the other machine runs Mint because it's a 32-bit

I use all three. Is there one for me :x