this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2023
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Eating just one Fortune 500 CEO would do more to prevent climate change than going vegan or never driving for the rest of your life.

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[–] AlgonquinHawk@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Until the next person who replaces them does the same thing.

[–] PoastRotato@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well if we can't solve global warming, at least we've got world hunger in the bag

[–] ImOnADiet@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 year ago

We could already solve world hunger, eating them will just be for the love of the game

[–] Wooly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Yeah, but the looming threat of being eaten might change their minds a little bit.

"It's about sending a message"

[–] patatoeswizard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Only one way to find out!

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So it's not only good for the environment, but also a renewable food source!

[–] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a win to me.

[–] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago
[–] AlbigensianGhoul@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago
[–] ledlecreeper27@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 1 year ago
[–] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite snack after a Chinese meal in the US is a Fortune 500 Cookie, Eating The Rich has never been so fun and delicious! Read the crimes that they are responsible for inside of the thin cookie!

[–] relay@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 year ago

You have an interesting product idea there.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

My doctor says I have to cut down on eating Fortune 500 CEOs. They’re too rich.

[–] Laticauda@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly I bet most vegans would be willing to eat a billionaire ceo of an evil corporation.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

I'm down. Who's with me?

[–] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sadly, they'd just get replaced.

So they're an unlimited food source. Interesting.

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, but they taste like shit.

[–] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what you think, rich people have the best marbling.

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah but most of the time it's gone off....best just to toss them to the dogs.

[–] BonfireOvDreams@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Unless you're offing a buttload of them, that money and behavior just gets passed to their little shits or whoever else is in their will. More importantly, you still have a moral imperative to go Vegan.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Preach. It's not even hard. Just approach it like anything else that's mildly inconvenient at first and you're golden.

[–] Deez@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

all the encouragement i needed

[–] J12@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget the board of directors!

[–] delawen@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

We don't have to really eat it. We can leave it for compost.

[–] big_spoon@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

but rich people are part of a healthy vegan diet?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Challenge accepted!

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