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[–] Vector@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Save you a click:

Robinson was making an appearance at the Mayberry truck show in Mount Airy when he was injured, campaign spokesperson Mike Lonergan said in a statement.

Robinson was treated at Northern regional hospital in Mount Airy for second-degree burns, he added.

The rest of the article is fluff.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He must have gotten too close to the latest poll numbers

[–] seaQueue@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He was just basking in the rosy glow of his campaign while it goes up in smoke

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And second degree burning is blistering. Could've been as simple as leaning against a truck exhaust.

Edit: Oh, I stand corrected. It is blistering at most.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

That's the most likely explanation for what happened.

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

From all the fire jokes people have been telling about his forum days?

[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 23 points 1 month ago

Robinson was making an appearance at the Mayberry truck show in Mount Airy when he was injured...

didn’t immediately respond to texts seeking details on how and where the burns occurred.

My money is on; He burned his lips on a truck tail pipe.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have to use lube and slow down some.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

My guess is he stuck his hand on the exhaust, or something similar.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“He is in good spirits, appreciates the outpouring of well wishes, and is excited to return to the campaign trail as scheduled first thing”

Damn, shame.

[–] scops@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

It's not so bad. I hope he stays on the ballot for his shellacking in November, then goes down with his wife (ayy) when they get arrested for the $130k they appear to have misused from the DHHS

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wonder if somebody saw him right before he burnt himself and didn't stop him

[–] cranakis@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

I hope they elbowed the person next to them. "Hey, look, look!"