Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] moriquende@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

stop typing you're blocking the view thx

[–] kungfuratte@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

The timeless art of seduction.

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Jesus, why

[–] MrGerrit@feddit.nl 17 points 3 days ago

House of Smeghma!

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

slytherin

[–] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Stupid sexy Hagrid

[–] lukstru@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That moment when you put the hat on your head, and it puts you in Hufflepuff, but then you put it on your dick and it puts you into Slytherin

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Can you don’t?

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

A bare bear on a bear, bairn.

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now the real question is

Is his shlong big enough to fill his hat, and if so, does he use a garden hose roller to keep it tidy when not in use?

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I mean that French headmistress seemed pretty happy

[–] Shah_of_Iran@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Hey alright