Mine asked “so when are you two coming back here” and then shortly after we returned they said “well I’m off to do art in the park for a few hours anyway bye wink”.

Fuckin’ legend.

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 38 points 1 month ago

The screams of disappointment can get really loud.

[–] Templa@beehaw.org 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

3 minutes

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

I know right? What a stud that guy is.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 1 month ago

3 humping minutes

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 month ago

literally sliding through the apartment it seems

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 9 points 1 month ago

Ok Philippides.

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It's the loud part. When my partner starts screaming, the floodgates in my balls open almost immediately.

[–] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah no... I'm always home there's nothing you can do. I wish I had a room to myself but there's some policies preventing that. I prefer quiet but you may be loud.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

Take my upvote and leave!