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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan

Edit: it was truly just a guess

[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).

Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.

That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I didn't think that initially, but you're right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can't catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

This is the only answer that makes sense.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Pretty obvious, guys... It's "Cock Grease," it says so right on the label!

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!

[–] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beat me to it. I had a sex wax car air freshener for a while, common enough in Florida but I'm sure it confused people here in Minnesota.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Don't mind if I do

[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

Actually love this stuff

[–] huginn@feddit.it 22 points 1 month ago

Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax

[–] Euphorazine@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

Hair product

[–] chooglers@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.

[–] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Wood glue or gelatin also works.

[–] johsny@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Well it's clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not googling "cock grease" thank you very much.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I however, will.

Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.

[–] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Looks like a hair product?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I'm going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have "Sex Wax" for that very application.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some sort of performance improving lube?

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

nah, tried it on mine and it felt really weird to turn

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 month ago

Hair gel or protein powder.

[–] blicante@moist.catsweat.com 5 points 1 month ago

For fun and games in the cockpit?

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago
[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's just like elbow grease...

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

It's perfect for frying your wieners in.

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

For your jock.