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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 25 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Do we do "thoughts and prayers" for this, or is it "you have to get over it"?

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's too soon to discuss disaster relief.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 3 points 5 days ago

There are too many hurricanes already happening to consider rebuilding.

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

I thought their god only sent natural disasters after the gays.

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 6 points 6 days ago

I'm going to wear a hurricane pin on my lapel.

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

I think it calls for an impromptu vacation to Cancun, leaving a dog behind to hold down the fort.

[–] BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Has anyone ever thought about moving Florida further away? it seems to keep getting hit by hurricanes. Seems like it would be a win-win for everyone.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Someone call Lorena Bobbitt!

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

NOAA experts say the hurricane could be narrowly avoided if Trump can win the election and reclaim his presidential Sharpie.

[–] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

You mean out towards the Abacos in the Bahamas?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Maybe somewhere between Australian and South Africa, and 10,000' down.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Are you saying we should tow it outside the environment?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Calm down everyone! I've been assured that governor Ron DeSantis will be safe inside the hurricane shelter in the governor's mansion, which will itself be quickly rebuilt, at taxpayer expense, in the event of anything catastrophic. He will be FINE! Go back to what you were doing, Floridians!

[–] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No worries, Floridians. Desantis has a plan to oppress gay people even harder, which will make the hurricanes stop.

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Remember, hurricanes happen because of WOKE!

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 days ago

I would have assumed he was already on route to Martha's Vineyard.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Yah, Meatball Ron won't be anywhere near that shitshow. He'll be off in Cali, rejecting FEMA assistance remotely.

[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I wish they would put the path projections further towards the top. Looks like it will be traveling north out of the Gulf right at Tallahassee.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 5 days ago

Can we all calm down and start by determining the storm’s gender conclusively, before bothering with things like “aid” and “disaster relief.”