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[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] elvith@feddit.org 120 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago (2 children)

No one asked about your mother.

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

There’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I... I uh... Anyone have her number?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just hit redial on the phone in your motel room.

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 71 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

This is just a Bulgarian name.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.

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[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 day ago

Pello Judding

Nape Gruts

Toft Saco

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.

[–] tipicaldik@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

geez... this is something my brain just does. They're like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it's not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It's how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin...

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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Paggis Hakora

Peak Stie

Beese Churger.

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[–] Clasm@ttrpg.network 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (8 children)

Treet Stacos

Saco Talad

Tai Chea

Bothered Smurrito

Mry Dartini

St-Bone Teak

Steef Broganoff

Panilla Vudding

Cocolate Chake

Tinnamon Coast

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[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Durkey Tinner

Leet Moaf

Chotato Pip

Rizza Poll

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[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters

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[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I like Indian food:

  • Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
  • Pag Saneer
  • Mikka Tasala
[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings

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[–] bstix@feddit.dk 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Beanut Putter

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 9 points 2 days ago

Sootlong Fub

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

This one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't Dot Hog an 80s contemporary of Ron Jeremy?

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

I thought she was Boss’s wife down there in Hazzard County, no?

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago

Lrench Freen Gentils

Ftir Sry

Creen Ghili Cheeseburger

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 96 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 days ago

First sounds

Pipperoni pezza

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
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[–] EvilBit@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Neef Bachos

Thad Pai

Beese Churger

Suna Talad

Somato Toup

Peal Varmesan

Dotted Sp— never mind

[–] lime@feddit.nu 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it

Also, if we're including food ingredients:

Bound greef

Fuck Dat

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Bound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.

[–] AEsheron@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Chackin Meese

Cheef Balupa

Joppie Sloe

[–] CaptSatelliteJack@lemy.lol 13 points 1 day ago

Cheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.

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