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[–] TheHarpyEagle@pawb.social 53 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

OpenOffice was a really solid Microsoft Office rival, and FOSS to boot. Made by Sun Microsystems, of course, and then ruined by Oracle (of course).

Thankfully LibreOffice was forked from it and is still going strong as a very capable suite of document tools. And OpenOffice is basically dead, womp womp.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Recently tried MS Office apps for the first time in 8 or so years. Somehow they made them less intuitive than even ribbon days. They use a dark pattern save dialog that makes it easy to accidentally save to OneDrive, and if you have OneDrive disabled or uninstalled, there's an always present icon in the title bar of the main edit window that says "autosave off" even though autosave is on.

Went right back to LibreOffice after one document and one spreadsheet.

[–] philpo@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

And before OpenOffice there was Star Office.

Now I feel old.

Especially as I also remember when I used to write with Lotus Word Pro.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Insomnia suddenly turned into a ransomware. Pay up or have all you dara lost!

A few days later Insomnium popped up supporting the old file format.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 4 points 6 days ago

Too bad Insomnium quickly became a dead project. Luckily, Bruno and its file-based projects are perfect.

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[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

There are many examples of this, but one that comes immediately to mind is the evolution of my favourite LDAP-enabled music player, airsonic-advanced

Subsonic begat libresonic

Libresonic begat airsonic as well as a whole bunch of other projects.

Airsonic begat airsonic-advanced

Airsonic-advanced begat kagemomiji/airsonic-advanced, however the maintainer of the parent codebase, randomnicode, wants to do the right thing and get their code up to snuff with the opensubsonic API (not sure where that fits in to thr history) so kagemomji can take over.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You have a preferred mobile app to access the service you'd recommend?

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

They all have their quirks, but until airsonic-advanced catches up with the latest opensubsonic API, I've been trying out Audinaut, DSub, and Ultrasonic. I had to reorganize my whole library, though.

I'm not a fan of these album-based apps. most of my music falls under "Various Artists". As such, I've been playing around with Musicbrainz Picard to try different tagging in an attempt to try to find something that works across both at the server and client end.

Subsonic doesn't work for me, I'm guessing because it refuses to fall back to earlier versions of their API. I could be wrong.

[–] Zangoose@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Audacity was the first one I thought of.

Or MultiMC, PolyMC, the Sodium mod, or the original Minecraft Forge.

(Minecraft community devs need to stop having drama lmao)

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what happened with the original Minecraft Forge?

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[–] rbits@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lol, I mean it's better to have a brief period of drama than permanently put up with the bad management. Although Sodium is an exception to that, I think the people working on it are the right people.

I'm conflicted on the license change, though. I don't know if it makes sense or not.

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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

I love how well the PolyMC -> PrismLauncher transition went. It’s great that the asshole owning it didn’t just spew transphobic hate, but also removed the contribution rights to all other people, leading them to immediately flock to an alternative.

[–] SaintWacko@slrpnk.net 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, what happened to Audacity?

[–] crimsoncobalt@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I believe they were bought by someone and eventually implemented some questionable practices. I don't remember the exact details, maybe someone else does.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago

I remember reading an update which said that the company went back on most (or all?) the negative changes and it's ok to use again.

I didn't confirm it myself, but that's part of why the alternatives aren't seeing as much development now

[–] turing_spider574@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

It was opt-out telemetry IIRC

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[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, what happened to Multi MC? I still use it whenever the want to play modded Minecraft returns

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I actually had to look it up as I couldn't remember why I made the first switch. PolyMC was forked from MultiMC after they dropped third-party modpack support. Then there was some drama with one of the devs of PolyMC, spawning Prism Launcher

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[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 73 points 1 week ago

Simple Mobile Tools -> Fossify Tools

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 70 points 1 week ago (2 children)

CyanogenMod, which was the base of most custom Android ROMs at one point. After taking venture funding, incompetent business majors crashed and burned the project trying to commercialize it. It was then forked and LineageOS was born.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

I remember hearing about Cyanogen way back when, didn't realize LineageOS was forked from it

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My big question is, why not fork the original first and commercialize that instead. So much forking around the wrong ways! /s

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because business majors only know how to exploit good things that would be better off without them.

If the good thing is left to just be better off without them – while they fuck around with a separate thing – then people will never be interested in the business majors' product.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My impression of business majors is that they get hired by people who have to use a search engine to know who to hire.

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[–] barsquid@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

MBAs love taking an existing brand and sucking whatever value they can extract. Like chupacabras but for functioning and useful products.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

It's a forked up world.

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[–] starshipwinepineapple@programming.dev 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Gitea, took control away from community and gave it to a for profit organization. Forgejo was born

[–] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It has been on my list to figure out how to move to forgejo, need to do it soon before the migration process breaks or gets awful.

[–] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

The project already started to diverge. If you have an older version don't update until you migrate.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

If you're using docker: change your image name from gitea to forgejo. Repull. Done. Baremetal should be just as simple. Migrations are as easy as leaving all the data in-place and changing the binary at this moment in time.

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[–] yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

GNOME spawning 3 new DEs every time they have a major version update

[–] superkret@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

look under the hood
They're Gnome with extensions and a theme

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

DuckStation recently changed to a source-available license that prohibits distributing modified versions of the software and prohibits commercial use. Before, it was GPLv3.

Also OpenOffice, Emby, Audacity, Android (AOSP) (soft forked to LineageOS and GrapheneOS, but no hard fork)

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry, I couldn't understand your comment. Could you please explain it better?

[–] Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

DuckStation recently changed to a source-available license that prohibits distributing modified versions of the software and prohibits commercial use. Before, it was GPLv3.

DuckStation is an emulator for some Sony PlayStation console. PS2, I think. This software used to be given to users under the GPLv3 license, which grants freedoms such as distribution of the source code of the software (DuckStation) for no extra cost (well, DuckStation also costs no money! ...so, you get to eat the cake and learn its recipe too, for free!).

...Now they've switched to a license which allows you to see the source code, but does not grant you rights over the source code that GPLv3 did (which is essentially ANYTHING as long as you publicize everything you make with the source code, under the GPLv3 license also - changes to the code, new software that uses any portion of the code, anything you make with it).

OpenOffice, Emby, Audacity, and Android (the "Android Open-Source Project") have also done this in the past.

Knowing this stuff on Free, Libre, and Open-Source ("FLOSS") platforms like Lemmy is almost necessary given that they're built on these principles. Please get acquainted with them.

[–] FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

It was a PS1 emulator and one of the best ones. Shame about the developer.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 6 days ago

Thank you very much, this helps me.

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[–] Grappling7155@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Redis / Valkey

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It's Mozilla that's slowly enshittifying, Firefox itself is theoretically insulated from the worst decisions they could make, but those safeguards are going to be put to the test real soon I bet.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

You think Thunderbird is insulated? Their latest big drunk UI lift seems to have somehow made it even less intuitive.

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[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 week ago

mysql -> mariaDB

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