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[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 167 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

WTF is this mess? A Twitter and Reddit screenshot sewn together?

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 280 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 81 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Iapar@feddit.org 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I like corn. It's the only food that can be mushy, can be dick shaped, and can get so angry it explodes and gets crunchy. It goes in burritos, and skittles!

[–] Matombo@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Rule 33. Lurk moar - it's never enough

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Derpception

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Lemmy get that for you…

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

More like Social Media Centipede.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 month ago

WTF is this mess? Twitter, reddit and what even is the last one?

[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WTF is this mess? A Twitter and Reddit and Lemmy screenshot sewn together?

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

Stop it. I don't know what arrows to press.

[–] 1stTime4MeInMCU@mander.xyz 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

BRB posting this to Facebook

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm going to copy it from facebook, and copy it to myspace.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I will share that screenshot with all my ICQ contacts

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Needs way more jpeg to look legit

[–] hakase@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

Social mixed media

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We all bash Reddit but we gotta give it's credit when it's due , sometimes they nail the shit outta it.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Most of the really clever ones are here now, he coped mildly.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah was the smart option. They gradually fell into decay and chaos. Overriden by abominable intelligences their sins shall not be bespoken anymore... Death is the only release for those heretics... ^^^(yeah ^^^started ^^^reading ^^^about ^^^40k)

[–] Disgracefulone@discuss.online 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like how they touch on women's inequality and burn at the same time

[–] tekeous@usenet.lol 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There was no sound, she just died

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

That's just terrifying!

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

That's a sick burn

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 14 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's short for "miss me with that independent shit, pay up!"

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

That's rude. We can still be greedy and selfish while being independent.

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This is how tiktok videos be about dating be like lol.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So it turned out that Miss Independent was the real sponge all along.