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Regain Control in my ass (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by sag@lemm.ee to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

Hooked on a feeling in my ass

[–] laughing_hard@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I'm still standing in my ass

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Magical Mystery Tour in my ass

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Feeling Love in My Ass

[–] GhostTheToast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Corn Dog Sonnet No. 7 [Remix] in my ass

[–] metalaco@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Happier in my ass

[–] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

I still feel her in my ass

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Please please please in my ass.

put your money where your mouth is in my ass

[–] kahdbrixk@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago

Stop this train in my ass

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I jizzed in my pants in my ass

[–] Dusktracer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I see fire in my ass.

[–] gotrandom@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

The Sound of Silence in my Ass

[–] Stewbs@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] KrapKake@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Never gonna give you up in my ass.

[–] Evil_incarnate@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

It's a beautiful day, in my ass

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

My Name is in My Ass

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

POS in my ass.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

74 - 75 in my ass

Apparently I lost count...

[–] Persen@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] MHanak@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Let's dance in my ass

[–] thecodeboss@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Stacy's Mom in my ass

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Mikeyphw@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Back At Your Door in my ass

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Theres always been a bird in me, in my ass

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[–] ZeroTwo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is love in my ass.

Makes sense since it's a Dixon Dallas song.

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[–] maxcal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago

Good News in my ass.

[–] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

There Goes My Gun in my ass

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Viva la vida in my ass

[–] mp04610@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Depeche Mode - Barrel of a Gun

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The Good Life in my Ass

Gotta keep up on those probiotics, you know?

[–] reimufumo@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I MIGHT B3 SICK in my ass

thankfully not true

[–] brognak@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] I_poop_from_there@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

A horse with no name (in my ass)

[–] strawberry@kbin.earth 5 points 1 week ago

they heard about me in my ass

[–] CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

The boys are back in town in my ass

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Surrender in my ass

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