Damn, and u got the Spider-Man edition? Jealous af
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2024
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How do you know it isn't the Spider-Man Jizz Edition?
Never mind, that'll just increase the auction bids like a thousand times over.
What's ya bid?
Take it to that repair booth at the mall
LOL, as if we have a mall anywhere around here! They demolished ours over 10 years ago. ☹️🤷♂️
Shit. Can-and-string phone it is.
When I was a kid, friends hadn’t been invented yet. We had to imagine them ourselves.
Go the DIY route, try putting it in rice.
I used to work in cell phone repair. One time, a customer came in with their water damaged phone in rice. But they didn't have any white rice, all they had was Cajun Spicy Rice..
I believe it should go without saying, but they only made the problem way worse and their phone was fucked beyond any possibility of repair.
I think of that one as when dumb meets dumber 😂🤣
On Ebay, "as good as new, minor scratches"
LMFAO! I just happened to find it today while walking our dog. Obviously the phone is a goner, but it still had a SIM card in it. I tried the SIM card in one of my devices, apparently it was under T-Mobile, but now it's no longer in service.
Oh well, you win some, you lose some..
This is universally the phone your teen sister has when you visit home over the holiday.
Naw, at least her phone would have a battery in it.. 😂
I remember doing that to the Nokia 3310. Sure, it cracked the screen, but I covered it with some clear nail Polish and it was as good as new.
Kintsugi phone
Wait, you managed to crack a Nokia 3310? That takes some serious talent!
What was your weapon of choice? Sledgehammer? Battle Axe? Bulldozer Tread?
And the most important question of all, did the weapon of choice survive?..
Industrial lathe, but a crack is merely aesthetic "damage". It's like taking a power drill and scratching the casing of a 3310 and than saying "look at me! I destroyed the 3310. Bow for my power, peasants". The 3310 didn't even register the crack.
A 3310's screen was nothing like those fragile touch sensitive screens we have now.
But you didn't answer the most important question. Did the lathe survive? 🤔
Well yes of course. I did say "INDUSTRIAL lathe". Those things are just as destructive as 3310's are indestructible. Even when you turn them off, it takes a good couple minutes before they're not deadly anymore. The torque is over 9000! Those things can crush diamonds without breaking a sweat.
LOL, I know, I was trained to use an old-school industrial lathe and milling machine in high school back around the year 2000.
You know those memeish signs that basically says don't stick your dick in the machine? Yeah, I think the Nokia 3310 was tougher than the average human male sausage and potatoes..
Nah, that crease is quite distracting.
Tis but a scratch..
that thing looks like it can fold in so many ways
It looks like it already did haha!
Oh well, at least it wasn't mine. 🤷♂️
Someone drove over that one.
Yup