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[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

estrogen > synthol apparently

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I thought you were talking about synthehol at first and wondered why synthetic alcohol would cause something like that.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is wrong with his arms?

[–] blahdeblah@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

never forget the one time I saw an picture of a synthol dick

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm gonna try and forget I even read this comment.

Yeah I dont recommend looking it up unlease you are into kerbal dpace program and you are looking for a way to dock your apparatus

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People with enough body dysmorphia to want to look like a freak but not enough to work out four hours a day and shoot $1500 of steroids into their ass weekly sometimes inject synthol into their muscles.

It gives okay results initially but when you do it too much it looks like that.

Chances are at some point he'll give himself a massive infection and die.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Even worse is, synthol can cause necrosis, thus losing your arms.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

That shirt goes hard af

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They both probably get "nice hiss" when Steve opens the MRE.

[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks at what's left of the Vatnik after a drone strike

"Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice."

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Messy Remains of Enemy

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Okay, so we all agree that guy turned himself into a bizarre-looking freak, but can we agree that his tattoo is at least kinda cool?

I didn't look costly and thought that was just meme generator clipart, wow

[–] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 1 points 4 weeks ago

If it was smaller and not in the model of his chest, yeah.