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And don’t tell me this doesn’t work, it’s how I’ve run my house for the past ten years.

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[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for shining a light on this practical solution.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is like the electronic version of the human centipede..

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is a great way to explain what is going on with thermodynamics

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s the same as the windmill I installed on my EV so it charges when I drive it.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

I use my neighbors hose to power a water wheel for infinite energy. No one knows where the water comes from but i assume it’s free.

[–] Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Fastest house in the galaxy. She did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

How many strokes is par for that hole? Was it on the front or back nine? Which club did you use? Did you clean your ball afterwards? Was it a for some? Mind if I play through?

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Are you now banned from the country club?

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Technically a house

[–] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

But ... but parsec is an unit to measure distance, not time.

[–] rustyfemboy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 26 points 2 weeks ago

Use the outlets of the neighbouring house for a secound flashlight for every solar charger. That guarantees an efficiency boost of up to 50%.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am trying very hard to understand how this amazing solution to the world's energy problems counts as a shitpost.

Frankly, I should just delete this post as inappropriate.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Troll logic is arguably shitposting?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What do you mean troll logic? OP has literally solved the energy needs of the entire world! They are a hero! And that's why they're permabanned for not shitposting.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago

I guess I can stop worrying about the future now. That's a huge relief.

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

Guys, don't fall for it.. Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes... Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 weeks ago

Quick! File a patent!

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your house runs? What are you? Baba Yega?

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The key question; is your refrigerator running?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Where was it going to school, the electoral college?

[–] MuAraeOracle@real.lemmy.fan 9 points 2 weeks ago

Big energy don't want you to know this!

[–] aaaaace@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

If you want to generate Dark Matter, do this in reverse.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You live inside a flashlight?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] aniki@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

no....

i mean yes

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Put a generator on the wheel of an electric car.

Put a fan infront of a wind turbine.

Put a wave powered generator in a wave pool.

Put an wireless charge-able device in a microwave (not tested yet, feel free to try)

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wasn't there a MythBusters episode that actually proved some troll logic worked?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

They did one with a fan blowing into a sail on a vehicle. They proved it can move you this way; but it's nowhere near as fast or efficient as turning the fan the other way.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Busted out a Logitech solar kb, dead as a rock after a year in a box. Used my highest power flashlight to jump start it. Come at me!