First Lemmy meetup location
this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2024
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my HS has duel enrollment with a local community college. The collages name is the BEAN CENTER. Nobody but me thinks it's funny
A true Lemmyite
squints hard
Sean Mall?
Which Sean got his own mall? Or is it a mall specifically for Seans? As a non-Sean (cool rhyme, right?) am I forbidden from Sean Mall? Are Shawns allowed in?
My poor vision creates nothing but inquiries.
Where the Brits congregate for breakfast
We all have a bean hall in our houses, building regs say you have to
Got a license for that, though?!
Killer Bean Recap
So everyone is dancin And then a guy says: no moosic And the guy turns up the music and says "how's that" And Killer Bean murders him and everyone in the same room as him And then it's a China restaraunt And the asian bean says he hates the food And the guy gets the cook and says "he say yo food, taste like ass crack" And then the chef goes "YOOOOOO" And the asian bean fucking kills him And these guys are like "Dude" "Yeah" "Yuh" "Woot-woot" And a guy comes in with a baseball bat And hits 'em out of a window And then Killer Bean goes to a bar And uses the bathroom and says: "Sorry. It was a double flusher." And the guy says "you only flushed once bruh" And then Killer Bean beats the shit out of him and steals his car And then the baseball bat guy ties him up And then he say "WHATTOYOUWANNFRUHME" And there's an evil Killer Bean called Vegan And baseball bat guy says "Vegan you're fired" And Vegan shoots him to death And then Chow Mein And the movie end
Rowan Atkinson president
My people finally have a mall of their own.