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[–] RudeOnTuesdays@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Nice to see your mom got a job in government.

[–] sheev@lemmy.zip 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, my official job title.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What were your qualifications? Did they offer training?

[–] sheev@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Three years at university to really hone my craft. The training was there when I started, but they were surprised to see I was already a pro.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago
[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

How did you get a government contact?

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago

Good to see tax dollar being used for such a cause!

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 19 points 2 months ago

I don't want to know the kaiju level job this machine has to do on december 1st

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago

Its me fr fr

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 16 points 2 months ago

That's disgusting! Where?

[–] Breve@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago

Robots taking my job 🥲

[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

2500 LTRS

Holy fuck thats a lot of cum

^(gimme :3)^

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I lost all respect for a friend of mine after he went down the Jordan Peterson rabbit hole. How anyone can think that man is worth listening to is completely beyond me

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

he sounds deep if you're very very stupid

[–] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Don't let the Japanese know of this machine!

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For the unaware: in Indian English cum is used as a replacement for and in some cases. Eg. You can have a super sucker cup jetting machine (also known as "apollo"; there is a great nl clip from 6 or so years ago.)

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Here's a blog post I found on this https://www.consonant-aspirations.com/2012/09/x-cum-y-construction.html

Also, this explains why the Indian Arjun main battle tank has an ammo type called 120 mm Penetration Cum Blast

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago