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[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 142 points 1 year ago
[–] DreadTowel@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think the main problem is that guys don’t understand what makes an attractive guy attractive. At least I don’t.

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This, I think I look hideous and I'm not sure what my gf sees in me! I mean I'm relatively thin and fit, but I just don't understand how anyone could be attracted to the male form. It's just not hot to me, so I don't know how to make it look pretty in pictures.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Your gf likes to see YOU so show her. You may not like a full body nude photo but she may. Try some angles that show off your shoulders or ass.

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good advice, I'll try it out :)

[–] Fridam@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 year ago

Or just ask her?

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 21 points 1 year ago

I think a better question is "what do the nudes you like look like?"

Like, if you're a straight male you're never going to be turned on by your own nudes but I know for the majority of straight men they aren't looking at just closeups of vaginas or boobs. Translate that to the male body.

[–] Zerfallen@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

I don't think that's it; I'm gay and get nudes from other gay guys. Results are still consistent with the OP's example. I think girls consider the whole body aesthetic more, guys are laser focused on "here is a close-up of my dick", "here is my asshole", "so we ready to go, or?"

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Sending nudes is an artform- it can be arabesque, or grotesque. It can be of beauty, or "truth". It can be of aesthetics, or enlighten one on what "it" is. Regardless of what it is, it is a form of art- the exposé of the hidden.

[–] lostme@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, so it's not an unsolicited dickpic, but a risque avant-garde chef d'oeuvre that challenges current societal norms

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

a post-modern art brut about ethereal earned-taste topics that makes one think in unprecendented angles, and forces one to leave their comfort zone, trying to see in hyper-eucledian perspectives. The desire to learn really is a sisyphenean mentality; to learn and to still end up foolish in order to learn again, for the secretive to remain secretive, even after getting under the spotlight

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cocks. Just a fuckin truckload of cocks.

[–] Seven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

genitals and a cool pose

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Seven@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago
[–] stown@sedd.it 7 points 1 year ago

Labias and genital men!

[–] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Ceci ne pas une dickpic

[–] ilikemoney@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] AeroBlue@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Poor rat :(

[–] MrKnight@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These are mostly str8 guys problems🤣

[–] WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do homosexuals not have a penis?

[–] ScorpionFrog@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I would say it's about 50/50

[–] DoucheAsaurus@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DAC_Protogen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Here, you deserve internet points for this!

[–] WorldsOkayestSub@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Hey now some of us are just happy to get nudes with good lighting 😂

[–] trouser_mouse@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Oh no stop posting my selfies

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

LMAO, you got a belly laugh out of me.

[–] Piemanding@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Hahahahhaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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