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[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

As a woman, I can most definitely tell you that if you drive a Cybertruck, I will not like you.

I will, however, silently judge you and consider you a fiscally irresponsible dumbass.

 


Edit: I see a single downvote. I guess I found the Cybertruck driver? Lol.

[–] iiGxC@slrpnk.net 29 points 2 months ago

wait till they're under the water to say that

[–] don@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

If they drive to the titanic, I’ll consider it atonement.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're wrong. Did you even read the pamphlet?

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not gonna lie. I am very confused. What pamphlet? Are you being satirical? I genuinely don't understand how to respond to your comments.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ohhhhhh you're making a funny.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

But like...would you please consider SAYING you would like them if they drove their Cybertruck to visit the Titanic?

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Bus like

I don't know what you mean by this.

would you please consider SAYING you would like them if they drove their Cybertruck to visit the Titanic?

+1 for driving to the Titanic, –1 for doing it in a Cybertruck, so a net change of 0.

So that'll be a no from me, dawg.

[–] abobla@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago

"you can use AI", I'm dead 💀

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

it is also a boat. just make sure it doesn't come in contact with water or moisture

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have a Tesla store near my work, and I've been seeing a few of them drive by lately. Each time, even seeing them coming, I still have a WTF reaction. That is a god awful looking vehicle. Even if it was of good quality. I drew better trucks in crayon when I was 5.

[–] Midnitte@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

Even if it was of good quality.

What, it's not like the door panel breaks if you slam it /s

[–] NotAnonymousAtAll@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

I drew better trucks in crayon when I was 5.

I like to describe it as "a five year old's idea of a cool car". I guess you had better taste than most at that age.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Very informative!

Isn't a cyber truck electric...? Aren't you worried about sharks?!?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 2 points 2 months ago

Shhh... Don't spoil it for us