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[–] Mwallerby@startrek.website 134 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

A man did this in London in 1810, but with everything - chimney sweeps, piano deliveries, priests, lawyers, coal carts, doctors, undertakers, the archbishop of Canterbury...

It brought the whole area to a standstill and the guy won a guinea in a bet and ran away to the countryside

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berners_Street_hoax

[–] kopasz7@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Wow. So this was probably the first reflection/amplification ddos in history.

[–] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

thanks for the link. I almost cried with laughter trying to picture it.

[–] ngwoo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I really hope the order of events is the actual order they happened in because the escalation is perfect

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I was a kid I ordered a escort to our house for my stepfather.

My mom got home about ten minutes before she showed up and the fireworks started!

The next guy was a bit nicer.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

LMAO, I take it he wasn't very nice lol

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago

Anon only ordered one pizza that evening, but he ate it all!

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What is that font? Makes me feel dyslexic.

[–] rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com 14 points 1 month ago

IIRC it's one of the handwriting fonts they have on Samsung phones. Choco Cooky, Cool Jazz, etc.

[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I doubt the pizza delivery guys care enough to linger around.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They want their money, though. And I bet some of them were curious what this was all about.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, is this story set in the 90s? Where can you order pizza from today that:

  1. doesn't have caller ID (oh hey, the same number is calling again for the 12th time tonight)

  2. doesn't require payment up front

  3. Wouldn't notice that every sequential house on the same street had ordered

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It was specified that there were multiple pizza delivery services. Even so 1. requires the phone operator to notice, 2. was perfectly normal a few years ago and I know some places where it's still possible.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de -1 points 1 month ago

Hmm maybe the story is fake. or gay.