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[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 58 points 3 months ago

They offered something in exchange right?

Right?

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 44 points 3 months ago

How pathetic can they get?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

"What ships?"

"Oh fuck not again".

I'm all for international holiday ceasefires from all sides of a conflict.

This is not that.

Missiles/USVs away, Slava Ukraini!

[–] YourPrivatHater@ani.social 31 points 3 months ago

Best day to blow up a shitty navy that never did shit is the day celebrating said navy!

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

But it's "navy day" and what better present than several millions worth of munitions?

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sure, put all your radar and air defenses on leave for the day, open all red openings for easy access and send all the NCOs home for the day.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Listen, you just give everyone a day off, and you'll never have to worry about naval combat again.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

“Please send us the exact location and type of ships you do not want us to bomb, so that we can be sure to totally not bomb them.”

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Maybe they meant like toilets, them facilities

Like this stg blyat is taking some kind of piss and then rocket boom and big poop Vapor

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 11 points 3 months ago

Goddamn, can they stop fucking crying lmao