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Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This would be hilarious if it was a gay bar. Maybe the kind with the people walking around in assless chaps.

[–] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

You mean the clothing or do you just know a ton of British guys with very flat asses?

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

just a bunch straight christuan men touching their guns and reading the bible

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

Straight men in a bar getting increasingly plastered, doing country music karaoke about how their bitch wives left them, pontificating on the superiority of Western Civilization and historical Greek culture, staring into each others eyes lovingly while slapping one another's nuts and shouting "No homo", and then heading off to the bath house together to sober up.

[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How do you prove your sexuality to others?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago

The bartender sucks your dick and if you don't cum then you get a free beer.