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As always, I have to say that I did not censor it in the vain hope that people won't complain about it being censored anyway.

And yes, I don't get censoring 'fuck' but showing an ass either.

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[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 83 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Censoring "fuck" and showing this poor bastard's ass flapping in the wind just makes the whole thing perfect

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

whats up with that, everyone know what it says

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

ToS bullshit on whatever platform it was pulled from. Maybe trying not to get triggered by an algorithm or something?

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

yeah this is probably correct. Back in the day platforms would just tell you outright "you're not allowed to say this" and prevent you from posting, but nowadays posts that violate some unspoken rule just get shadow-removed with no indication of what you did wrong. Reddit, for example, shadow-removes any comment that links to a website ending with .ru and silently blocks any chat message containing the spanish word for "black". Youtube will demote comments and demonetize videos that contain any reference to nazis, even if its from a purely historical perspective. In response to this bullshit, netizens are developing a self-censor habbit to obfuscate anything that looks remotely unmonetizeable. It's like l337sp34k all over again.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

Anyone who has spent any significant time near the ocean knows that you are its bitch.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Na noones gonna complain. In case of genitalia, maybe, but not here.

Especially since it's been marked nsfw

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (6 children)

People always complain when I post something and 'fuck' (or whatever word) is censored.

Of course, in another thread, a couple of people are complaining about words not being censored.

You can't win.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your problem is trying to please people.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't help it, I did standup for years. I'm glad I quit, but you still want that audience love.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Reinsert the words horribly to appease everyone >:).

Here, 1 of im sure many

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that censorship can fuck off.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah, f**k censorship

[–] 0laura@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

that's because they're not the same people. no matter what you do, people get upset. do what you think is right

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago

you can't win

Correct lol

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who is this and what happened?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

This guy saw the opportunity and took it

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Sorry for the double post. I somehow had the ability to see NSFW posts turned off.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Having been humiliated before, I also sympathize.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

It's objectively funny lol

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

A moon whale!

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

It's at Teahupoo in Tahiti, for having witnessed it up close on a big day myself, I can confirm that place will chew you up and spit you out (if you're lucky, in that order)