They're just flaccid. They get erect when he's hungry.
this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2024
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Just awful, 10/10
Awful, take my upvote
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Nobody has ever asked for more teeth when getting a DJ
I'm generally not concerned about how much teeth my DJ has
I never brushed my teeth enough as a kid, so I have fewer teeth than Iโd like.
Speak for yourself!
Dentures
Being a gorilla dentist sounds like an exceptionally dangerous job.
More importantly, why are your teeth not retractable?
why the fuck isn't he a donkey
Retractable teeth in action:
Computer, zoom into frame 30
Donkey Kong Dentures lol wtf fantastic
She donkey on my kong 'til I country
Cybernetic enhancements
Those teeth are nanomachines son.
The La Li Lu Le Lo?!
Pre-ripe banana mode
Over-ripe banana mode
His people evolved to prioritize oral sex.
Expand dong.
He's like Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon, obviously