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Legumes, actually.

They also both had sons named George.

Well not entirely different. They're both named George.

It is actually true, just the portrait they've chosen for the article is highly stylized and didn't really look like him.

Some of this is probably just getting to know your tools. Learn the language, look at others' code and interrogate what they did and why. The higher-order functions (scary-sounding term, but they're not actually scary) you mentioned are useful, go learn them and use them.

Some of it might also be (I haven't seen your code) getting a better understanding of the problem you're trying to solve. Figure out what all the separate pieces you need are, and then break those pieces into their pieces and so on, until you've got simple, self-contained chunks of functionality that you can give simple names to. Some of those might be functions, or you may find that they're simple enough that they don't need to be. Refactor and think about how to make the problem simpler. I think a lot of it is just staring at your work and dreaming of ways the make it simpler and easier to read.

If you really want to optimize for performance, that can come later once you really have a feel for it.

Omg I just read this scene in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure!

I got super sick from this. It probably didn't help that I was trying soothe my upset stomach with more peanut butter.

It's a joke site. Click anywhere on the page. It used to play music, but I don't know if it still does.

Whoa, so cats came from coconuts?

Using jqueery

jqueery.com, btw

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