Since everyone else has done the hard work of saying something insane, I'll be the only guy in the entire fediverse who throws inedible rocks in the garbage.
Y'all. π
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How to poison AI models for fun and (at the cost of other people's) profit
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Throw them at small children
This is why they give you a straw
Was the new Deadpool, no kids to target π
Then reserve them for that one guy that doesnβt mute his phone
What? I was at the new one 2 days ago.
There were about 12 targets to target of below 10 y/o.
Put them in a baggie, then after the movie go to the popcorn people and loudly demand replacements that have been properly and thoroughly popped.
demand that they give your unpopped kernels a second round in the machine
I like the way you think
TIL some people eat them.
Yeah I had no idea. It'd be fun to tell kids that if you eat them they'll pop in their belly, similar to the watermelon seeds growing one
I never (intentionally) ate them, but when I was a kid sometimes I'd hit them with the bottom of a salt shaker. If they were still warm and especially a little bit cracked, they would sometimes then pop. Always thought that was neat.
(This might be harder to do in a movie theater. I did it on my parents' table. Probably should have done it on a cutting board or something, but I was a dumb kid.)
I eat them if they have at least a crack in them. I like the cronch.
I return them to the stand to exchange them.
Yell βthe back of yo head is ridiculousβ and then spit them at whoever turns around
What a classic. Haven't heard that referenced in years.
The ol' soften with saliva then craunch.
Do I fear for the day I craunch and a tooth crumbles? Perhaps. But today is not that day.
Teeth are harder than most rocks. They should be able to handle this just fine
I know a couple people who have broken teeth on less imposing foods.
Keep in mind that harder usually means more brittle. If you have bad teeth, you might break them on a carrot.
I don't think I've ever gotten an unpopped kernel at a theater.
Was at a theater in south east Asia. Don't think I've ever had popcorn without kernels in this part of the world except maybe in amusement parks or restaurants.
What kind of restaurant serves popcorn? Is that an SEA thing? You said below you get the sweet sticky kind, is it like a dessert item?
I believe in the eastern world, caramel popcorn is the "default". At least, it definitely is the default here in HK; I've never had salty popcorn until I was in the US.
I've been to a few that had some as starters/light snack options. One of the best popcorns I've ever had was at a fancy restaurant where it was just at the table before we even sat down.
I actually didn't know salty was the normal type of popcorn in the US until my 20s
I am from South East Asia and I can tell you that it is not a thing over here.
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I bring a small torch lighter and pop them out as I go
Since I always add salt and shake my popcorn they fall to the bottom and don't cause any issues. So I guess I accidentally handle them by moving them somewhere I don't end up noticing them while eating.
Well, at home at least. Can't remember when I noticed a kernel at a theater.
Ah, my go to has always been sweet popcorns, so I guess the kernels stick and don't fall to the bottom. I should try violently shaking my popcorn next time to see if that helps them unstick and sink
Show that popcorn who's boss!
I haven't had caramel corn in a theater before, but love it. I usually have a napkin handy for any hard bits and just wipe my mouth white putting it on the napkin with my tongue all polite like and the stickiness keeps it stuck to the napkin to toss when I'm done.
That's a good one! Easy enough to just keep a napkin or two in your pocket before a movie, much more realistic than a baggie like a few people commented. Legit probably to most practical suggestion yet
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Eat them.
Spit them out, high and wide. The air is going to dry them.
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I normally just suck the flavor out of them and swallow them and hope I don't get any of that weird film like stuff stuck in the back of my mouth.
that weird film like stuff
I absolutely hate those things. One of the worst toothaches I'd ever had was when I had one of those little kernel slivers manage to find its way under a tooth, all the way under the gum. After a day of agony, I had finally managed to pull something out of my gum. At first I thought it was a broken piece of tooth or something, until I noticed that it still smelled like fresh popcorn. This was several weeks after I'd last even eaten popcorn; it somehow slipped under my tooth without me ever feeling it until the day it became wildly inflamed.
I'm very careful with popcorn these days.
Throw them to someone near to the projection.
I used to eat kernels until this past weekend. I was devouring popcorn and didnβt realize some was unpopped and I chomped a piece really hard. I managed to take off a filling and chipped part of a molar underneath. I got my tooth temporarily restored this past week without getting numbed since Iβm currently expecting..so I got to feel the tooth get sanded and bonded..and have to get a full repair after my kid is here. To sum it up, be careful. Sincerely PopcornPrincess πΏ
I always hated un-popped kernels and just the other pieces that always get stuck in my teeth and throat (I assume pieces of the outside of the kernels) and just quit getting popcorn as a result.
Ask for an empty bag to toss the bad kernels into
just crunch 'em with my teeth and eat
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