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In 1862, Georgia dentist, builder, and mechanic John Gilleland raised money from a coterie of Confederate citizens in Athens, Georgia to build the chain-shot gun for a cost of $350. Cast in one piece, the gun featured side-by-side bores, each a little over 3 inches in diameter and splayed slightly outward so the shots would diverge and stretch the chain taut. The two barrels have a divergence of 3 degrees, and the cannon was designed to shoot simultaneously two cannonballs connected with a chain to "mow down the enemy somewhat as a scythe cuts wheat". During tests, the Gilleland cannon effectively mowed down trees, tore up a cornfield, knocked down a chimney, and killed a cow. These experiments took place along Newton Bridge Road northwest of downtown Athens. None of the previously mentioned items were anywhere near the gun's intended target.
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[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 183 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The only reason we know the right answers are because people like this weren't afraid to try new things and find out what doesn't work.

If you're gonna dunk on the man, do it because he was a Confederate.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 3 months ago

I find myself repeating some version this sentiment every now end then: There are good reasons to hate (whoever the conversation is about), but this ain't one. We don't need to grasp at straws when there are solid branches.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

Or that he failed at convincing them to get funded more. I feel like a fleet of Virginia-like ironclads with twin-guns could've sank their pockets for good.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. He wasn't dumb, he just didn't know the right people. Investment in innovation like this could have been devastating.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Experimentation is good, but I don't think this idea was destined to go anywhere.

The design is a more complicated way of firing chainshot. While chainshot is certainly going to be devastating to a person it hits, the primary historical use was for taking out masts and rigging on ships. That's what it was best at.

To take on infantry, canister of grape shot is more ideal and practical.

This idea is like in the modern day if somebody proposed an APFSDS firing gun to use against infantry, but also it has a slower rate of fire than current tank guns. Sure, it will kill the infantry it hits, but there isn't really a reason to pursue it.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Fun fact, modern anti-aircraft charges are just an unfolding wire version of chainshot.

I wonder if this actually would have been more effective than the usual in naval combat. It's more complicated than a single-bore cannon, but only slightly, and you guarantee the chain spreads out horizontally.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

To take on infantry, canister of grape shot is more ideal and practical.

The down side of grape / canister shot is that the firing pattern is a circle. That means when shooting at a line of enemy soldiers a lot of the stuff is going to miss high or miss low.

The idea behind this invention was good -- basically turn a field gun into something that fired a line of death rather than a single point or a circle. If it had worked, it could have been much more devastating than a solid ball or a bunch of smaller balls with a circular firing pattern. But, I don't think 1800s tech was up to building a device that could reliably do what they wanted.

[–] ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

He couldn't visualise his invention very well without computers or Orbs to ponder.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 98 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I’m guessing the main problem is the two barrels never detonate at the same instant, so the chain flings the shot wildly somewhere in the forward field of fire.

Regular chain shot packs the projectile in a single barrel.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 47 points 3 months ago (3 children)

If I recall I don't think barrels and balls were precision machined so there would always be "windage" or some sort of gap between the ball and barrel. So not only the timings as you identify, but also differences in force between the balls due to windage and charge.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Those are the same issues that led to my third child being conceived.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fuck, sights are off!

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Fuck sights?

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I need more details please

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago

A dead cow was involved, but nowhere near the intended mother.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I remember that with some cannons the fit was so sloppy you had to wrap the ball in rags or pack it in straw to get it to go any distance at all. This was just a spectacularly goofy idea from start to finish, and I love every inch of it.

[–] DrBob@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

In Patrick O'Brian's novels some/many of the cannons had sizing hoops. Incoming balls would be sorted by size because not every ball would fit every barrel.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The two-dollar word is sabot.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Which is an old-timey French word for shoe. You're basically putting shoes on the cannonball.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 points 3 months ago

It says the barrel was cast, which is definitely not precise machining

[–] Tankton@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Isnt this a super easy fix? Just make one detonation chamber connected to 2 barrels. Or make a longer barrel holding 2 balls with the chain between them.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

The even easier fix is one barrel firing chain or bar shot. The method that had been done for at least 100 years at that point.

The only real reason for two barrels is to try and get a longer chain to be more effective against infantry formations, but at that point just load grape or canister shot and it works better and the cannon crew has an easier time of reloading.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

I want one of those slow motion youtube channel people to test this thing so bad right now.

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (5 children)

During tests, the Gilleland cannon effectively mowed down trees, tore up a cornfield, knocked down a chimney, and killed a cow

So, it worked?

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 56 points 3 months ago (5 children)

None of the previously mentioned items were anywhere near the gun's intended target.

Reading is hard.

[–] colonelp4nic@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Kindness is also hard (and takes practice). I believe in both of our abilities to keep improving!

[–] ahornsirup@feddit.org 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Which isn't necessarily an issue if your goal is to hit somewhere in a line of charging infantry. Why you wouldn't just use canister shot is beyond me, but accuracy isn't much of an issue if your target is an entire enemy formation.

[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

It's an issue if you need the chain to be stretched across parallel to the side by side group of soldiers charging at you.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

I don't think you realize how much they missed by:

"On its second firing, the chain shot across the horizon and into a thicket of pine."

So, you'd miss the entire army you were shooting at, and hit a nearby forest.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Hey, it hit what was in front of it. The solution to the being "randomly inaccurate" problem is more of them!

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

Solution: aim the Gilleland cannon at what you don't want to hit, then fire!

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Unless one barrel misfires, then it hits whatever is standing next to it.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The key to victory is surprise. So. Surprise.

[–] vatniksplatnik@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Poor cow

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

That's, like, the joke.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The cow was a yankee sympathizer.

[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gilleland's invention was a failure. When it was first tested on 22 April 1862, it was aimed at a target of two upright poles. Uneven combustion of the powder and casting imperfections in the barrels gave the connected balls a spinning movement in an off-center direction, with witnesses reporting that on its first firing it "plowed up about an acre of ground, tore up a cornfield, mowed down saplings, and then the chain broke, the two balls going in different directions".

On its second firing, the chain shot across the horizon and into a thicket of pine. "[The] thicket of young pines at which it was aimed looked as if a narrow cyclone or a giant mowing machine had passed through," reported another witness.

On its third firing, the chain snapped immediately and one ball tore into a nearby cabin, knocking down its chimney; the other spun off erratically and struck a nearby cow, killing it instantly. Gilleland considered the test-firings a success.

The inventor seemed to think so.

The wikipedia article about it.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yeah well he was a confederate so who gives a fuck what he thinks?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 months ago

Not as intended.

[–] Amanduh@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Read the rest of the text

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

3° divergence...

So, you could basically stand in front of it a few feet away and never get hit.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Missed the part where the cannon balls are connected by a chain?

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Ah, I thought that meant to feed, like a machine gun. Read it wrong

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chain-fed black powder cannon

The real noncredibility is in the comments.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Did y'all just invent something? That sounds badass

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Chain feed the orbs into the orb chamber. Chain feed the orb launching powder into the orb launcher.

[–] wdx@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago

I shall ponder upon this idea

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Side by side shotguns kind of do the same thing where they kick slightly to one side or the other. That's why over/under is the more common double barrel configuration anymore.

The movement is a lot easier to compensate for with a shotgun since it's easier to control and fires shot shells instead of cannonballs.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Fill it with grapeshot, I want to see what happens.

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