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[–] aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There’s something so delicious about the fact that the party of supposedly tough, heterosexual-and-don’t-you-dare-say-otherwise manly-men is represented by a guy who’s covered in spray tan and spends literally hours arranging what little hair he has left, and another guy whose smoky eye game is on point.

And yes, cishet men can wear makeup too, but come on—makeup on anybody who owns a penis is decidedly off-brand for today’s Republican Party.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 26 points 3 months ago

I mean, we mock Republicans for getting dolled up and then targetting women, drag queens, and trans folks for not sticking to rigid gender expectations because those Republicans are hypocrits. If they weren't so terrible we wouldn't say anything.

[–] meleecrits@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Would you rather he not doll himself up for a date with your couch?

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's some hilarious images of very vagi-nal-looking couches

[–] MisterCrisper@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it's Maybeline.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Maybeline for Men, credit SNL

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

More like Definiteline

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me, it’s called Guyliner. /s

[–] superkret@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Masculinara

[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

Well I mean, technically the eyeliner is permanent because he got it tattoo'd.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago
[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

He's a fan of a guy who wants a CEO President and thinks Black people are genetically predisposed to make particularly good slaves I can't imagine why his grooming habits would be relevant

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I get so jealous of guys sometimes because they do often have great eyelashes naturally, it does look like liner but they may just show up so well because of his coloring (dark hair light skin and eyes).

Doesn't matter what he looks like. He's just a terrible person on the inside.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I have great eyelashes (had women bring it up randomly) but I don't look like i use any product 🤔

[–] norimee@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Unless his eyes are necrotic and rotten, that black doesn't appear just naturally.

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Don't know about eyeliner or mascara particularly, but basically everyone who goes on camera for a living has make-up artists who work on them. Politicians, actors, other celebrities, newscasters, etc. So without even looking at Vance's photo, I'd say it's a safe bet that he has someone doing that.

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I get a creeper vibe off of him, but I don't think he did anything artificial to his eyelashes. Some guys just look like that. Derek Carr. Néstor Carbonell.

[–] grasshopper_mouse@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Some dudes look really hot with eyeliner. He is not one of them.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago