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[–] potatobro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 3 months ago
[–] prex@aussie.zone 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It has the innocent eyes of a serial killer.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago

“My species kills 500 of yours every year, human. This is only practice so that I may taste your flesh.”

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I understand that there are vast ethical issues of genetically modifying animals, especially when it comes to delaying growth and maturation. But Lord help me if I'd be able to turn down the opportunity to own a baby hippo that never grows up.

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Here. In Canada this was aired on TV to encourage kids to question commercials: https://youtu.be/cvPwJQXzHm0

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

That’s great

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 32 points 3 months ago

Rare attack of a hippo where the victim survived.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

it is just practicing for killing 3000 humans per year

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This image is too cute please delete

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Just pretend it's an adult hippo

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

HOLY SHIT IT GOT PAUL BUNYAN

[–] loops@beehaw.org 13 points 3 months ago

Ah shit, that persons ded.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago

I like hippos

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Ahhh a classic 🤌

[–] BlackJerseyGiant@beehaw.org 5 points 3 months ago

How many times do we have to say it: Please stop naming your baby hippos, "Jeffery Dahmer".

[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago