this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

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6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The points matter to me dammit

[–] hughperman@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pls, have some points πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰

[–] runswithjedi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

And my point!

[–] omgarm@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I gave up caring about the points when I made a second account on a different server just now. 3 weeks of posts gone.

[–] Schimski@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, what about those beans for fucks sake?

[–] Schimski@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Awesome, first comment, double posted. That's a good start.

[–] AzuleBlade@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The best thing to do is sign up on a smaller Lemmy instance such as lemm.ee (that's where I'm posting from). lemmy.world is completely overrun by new users right now, and it's doing its best to keep up, but having a bad time with performance. This results in posts not loading, duplicate comments, and random errors. You'll have a better Lemmy experience heeding my advice, go beans!

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lemm.ee isn't great because it's a bit smaller (it's still pretty big), it's great because the admin/dev is top notch.

[–] Dark_Blade@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I mean, the devs here aren’t bad either (or so I’d assume).

[–] Schimski@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the advice, will have a look.

There's just something about them

[–] alaxitoo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

European who was asleep here wtf did I miss??

[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] T4V0 6 points 1 year ago

In lemmy you can use inline images with ![Alt text](link):

Image of the awkward puppet monkey meme

[–] omgarm@feddit.nl 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 year ago

Welcome to Costco

[–] Schimski@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah, what about those beans for fucks sake?

[–] AzuleBlade@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

lemmy.world is being crushed by a metric fuckton of beans right now.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] ImFresh3x@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You don’t have to join the most crowded instance to see the content. There’s no benefit in doing so. You can see and interact with all the content from other instances.

It’s like watching everyone waiting in line for the same bathroom stall, doing the I gotta pee dance, when there’s unlimited stalls.

[–] aqua@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mamertine@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago

Last weekend some guy needed advice on how to not poop for 3 days. He said it was legit and that he didn't want to go into details.

It was speculated it was a religious pilgrimage. Apparently his God doesn't like poop. Or maybe the humans that designed the temple didn't know people poop?

Thus was born the no poop challenge!

I have no clue what's up with all the bean memes though.

[–] EpicBadass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

In all fairness did the points ever REALLY matter? IDK maybe it's just me but karma was useless

[–] clutchmatic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh, I'm fine with it

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I;m thinking about thos beans

[–] MusketeerX@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I knew about that poop post but wtf are all the beans about suddenly?? πŸ˜…

I wonder what's next... πŸ€”

[–] LSNLDN@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

Don’t forget rule

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