this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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[–] concealmint@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Reddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice

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[–] RatzChatsubo@vlemmy.net 12 points 1 year ago (8 children)

My favorite bean is the coffee bean

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[–] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

The blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli

Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)

[–] kfj55@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.

[–] 8eyedcorsair@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Upvoted with extreme prejudice.

[–] ZombieComputer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

My god I still chuckle when I see these bean posts.

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[–] nightspades@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.

[–] something_complex@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv

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[–] b3nsn0w@pricefield.org 10 points 1 year ago
[–] murkeyindividual2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] joeymaynard@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing

[–] Christos@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Most upvoted most on lemmy? 🤔

[–] BitOneZero@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

4.34K votes, 282 comments. A vote bot army going on?

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How much is there to say about a can of beans, really.

[–] SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree. Upvoted because beans but had not much to add to the conversation.

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[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So let's have beans with every meal

[–] Void_Reader@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] ethikal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I, for one, welcome our new Heinz overlords

[–] luffyuk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's not just a can of beans. Those are the finest beans on the market.

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[–] AzuleBlade@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Beans beans, the magical fruit

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[–] Egin@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

I hope, one day, my grandchildren will read this comment in their history class

[–] count_duckula@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You want upvote, you get upvote. Now, would you like updog?

[–] Kurgan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] count_duckula@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not much, what's up with you, dog?

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[–] thomasb2k@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Roll that beautiful bean footage

[–] 007v2@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I upvoted the can of beans.

[–] lunaticneko@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

But the beans are not fucking. I am now fucking disappointed.

Do you like it in this position, Disappointed?

[–] virtualpixl@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 year ago
[–] BitOneZero@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Sell-out for upvotes

[–] meanmon13@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Wow so many upvotes, not to long ago 100 upvotes was a lot

[–] lemony@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

solid beans mate

[–] popemichael@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Can I get some non-fucking beans?

I prefer my legumes to be virginal.

[–] ClonedPuffin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago
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