this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2023
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[–] ChildEater@iusearchlinux.fyi 51 points 1 year ago

I'm sorting by new so you're technically on the front page for me.....

[–] Bushwhack@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least you’ll be able to shit on it. That other guy hasn’t pooped in over 3 days.

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[–] instamat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

INFO What are you going to shit on? The actual post in the picture? A print of the picture? Your phone?

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[–] SeedyOne@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

On my front page, it's showtime!

[–] PM_ME_STEAM_KEYS@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You better have a nice hearty dinner right before.

I'll be having beef bourgingon with egg noodles

I just came here from my front-page. When is this going down?

[–] Bushwhack@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Better yet… have that guy who hasn’t pooped in 3 days shit on it when he’s back. That’ll really be a winner.

[–] two_wheel2@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I honestly wonder if that's the first instance of lemmy lore

[–] Bushwhack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just want our first Lemmy AMA to be that person. I’d mod for that community so hard.

[–] two_wheel2@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

**Ask them anything apart from why they aren't pooping for 3 days

[–] Bushwhack@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That would be amazing. Ask non- poop relayed questions

[–] Rexios@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Does anyone have a link to that post about they guy who didn’t poop for 3 days?

[–] Supervivens@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re currently #2 on hot so…. Have fun

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Everything is on the front page if you scroll far enough

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 11 points 1 year ago

On my front page. Time to pay up.

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Screenshot of Lemmy's all feed, with the featured post

It seems it has already made it to All (TopDay).

[–] crazyminner@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Find that specific post and shit on it, or print out the image and shit on it?

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, I found this on All with Top Today sorting. So I am asking where is the poo?!

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

top tier shitpost here

[–] czarrie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Are you shitting on the picture or the post itself? How do you plan to get up there? If you're standing on it, how can you be sure it will land on the post and on the ground?

So many questions.

[–] guywithadeathwish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Straight up the best post I've seen today

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

A real lemming would use the post to wipe afterwards

[–] Embargo@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[–] MoltenBoron@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Nerd02@forum.basedcount.com 5 points 1 year ago

I'm here from all, sorting by hot. Please, proceed to shit.

Also this kinds of bets don't really work on Lemmy unless you linit yourself to local, which is a lame thing to do.

[–] sarcasticsunrise@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Alright pal time to put your shit money where your mouth is

[–] Chriszz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I’m here from all so…

[–] jawbrakelong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Pitter patter, get atter.

[–] kwot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're a true lemming you would hold it in for three days first

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[–] Omgarm@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a shutterstock image. How do you plan to find that particular post?

[–] CreeperODeath@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Geoguesser be wild

[–] hughperman@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

OP said shit on the image of a post, no?

[–] JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

With the 3 day poop challenge and this I am glad to see the birth of Fecalverse!

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

On the post itself in real life, or on the picture of the post, digitally?

[–] Impressive_Towel2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Solid post 1/1

[–] SumWon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

It's on my front page. Best get to it, then.

[–] Nytelock@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I print it out or should I do it on the monitor?

[–] AstroKevin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Nope, the actual post in the image. It's in Montana, so good luck!

[–] vixian@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Bobsyouruncle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Time to shit

[–] Impressive_Towel2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Solid post have my upvote

[–] GodyGade@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I know it's only been around 40 min, but I'll be waiting.

[–] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Are you going to wait three days?

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