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The stats don't lie (lemmy.zip)
submitted 5 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

These graphs could be used to justify ripping someone's head off.

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The solution: no human contact.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What if you interact?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Then your life is on contract

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It seems like the best bet is to just stay away, motherfucker.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You know?

It's just one of those days.

[–] Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

From what I've heard, it's all about the he says, she says bullshit

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago

Think you better quit letting shit slip...

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

*Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit intensifies *

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I heard it on the classic rock station yesterday.

[–] send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ouchhhhh

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I was just telling my partners yesterday that I knew we were getting old, because all the restaurants we've gone to recently are playing music we grew up and came of age listening to. On one hand its nice to hear stuff I actually enjoy listening to. On the other, that just means I can start to feel the stale breath of the reaper on the back of my neck.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Don't you dare do me dirty like that.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Twenty-four years ago.

If it was a porn star it would have been in the MILF category two years ago.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I saw Kurt Cobain on an advertisement for classic rock.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How’s he doing these days?

[–] MikeOToxin@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I hear his head can be a bit all over the place, but a nice fella.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Little bit of a scatter brain?

[–] MikeOToxin@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Has a hard time keeping it all together, really.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

I really want ozzy to cover break stuff after he released "one of those days"

[–] FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

Yes, that is the joke

[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Everybody everybody everybody living now

Everybody everybody everybody sucks

[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Everybody everybody everybody living now

Everybody everybody everybody fucks

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

My mind read it with music and the correct voice, now I have to go listen to it :-)

[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I blame Nabisco.

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago

Mr. Bizkit will not be taking questions regarding the reasoning behind his analysis and has, in fact, become quite agitated.

[–] stembolts@programming.dev 7 points 5 months ago

Just one of those days.

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you don't really know why

[–] send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But you wanna justify

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

By ripping someone's head off

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

no human contact

should be a very relatable line for lemmy users boom roasted

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is that CGP Grey?

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago

We have CGP Grey at home...

[–] textik@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

My man grew that gross-ass soul patch just to reinforce his findings.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 5 months ago

prageru be like

[–] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

NOW IS THE SUMMER OF YOUR DISCONTENT!!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

the first summer of many, and all the other seasons too. Enshittification has just begun.