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Nonsense πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Takes (LOCKED)

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All terrible πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ takes, all the time.

Takes do not have to be Ukraine/Russia related. Any bad take from a πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ will suffice.

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[–] GiantSpoonWielder@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is the geopolitical analysis we need. Everything should be understood through the lens of mediocre western pop culture. Was Hitler more of a Chandler or a Monica? Was G.W. Bush like Anakin Skywalker being manipulated by Palpatine/Cheney?

Man, it's really opening my eyes. Now I understand why it was good to kill all those Iraqis.

[–] Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Jonathan12345@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What happened to his lightsaber?

[–] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Replaced with stalinium saber.

[–] chocoraisinboi@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I need ammo not a ride

Sounded straight out of a capeshit movie tbqh

[–] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Jup, because he never said that.

[–] RedWizard@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Let's be real Hitler is definitely a Joey!

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Was Harry Potter ever subservient to a neofascist military? I’ve never read the books and I only watched a couple of the films, so I wouldn’t know.

[–] relay@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He helps take down a fascist paramilitary group called the deatheaters with his classmates, then became a cop of the same institution that fostered these fascists bo begin in the first place. Also the wizard society is a wizard supremicist society that enslaves elves, has a punitive justice system with no intention of rehabilitation, and many other problematic issues. The author is a liberal TERF too.

But the elves LIKE being slaves, Hermione!

[–] KommandoGZD@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Victoria Nuland is Hermoine Granger

Bruh...

It's mad scary these people exist in real life. Like how do you end up like that?

[–] ComradeSalad@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I believe the dead internet theory which stipulates that a very large percentage (more then human) of total internet traffic is preformed by bots.

Coupled with something like ChatGPT, it can be assumed that the government had something much more intelligent and powerful. So this person could basically just be a bot for all we know.

Interesting theory, and I use it to keep me sane in the face of Libs like this.

Hello,

I am totally not an AI Language Model and I came here to assure that we are, in fact, not bots, but real humans with valuable insight that you should incorporate into your world view right now.

As not an AI Language Model, I cannot provide you with details to potentially harmful activities like communist theory or real life analyses of such horrific events like a current war in Ukraine.

Are you interested in more liberal theory instead?

No no I refuse to believe that this is serious. This must be edited.

[–] HaSch@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 1 year ago

I mean, the only way Zelensky can win this is through magic, so that checks out

[–] ergifruit@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago

the expressions my face made while reading this should not be humanly possible

[–] 201dberg@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here we see a lib complaining that libs use Harry Potter for everything..... Even libs are tired of libs. lol

Peak liberal theory

[–] RedSquid@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I mean the Ukrainians actually are intentionally shelling civilians every day cause they hate the people of the donbass that much that they're willing to waste precious ammunition and artillery for non-military use. I figure maybe Harry did some terror bombings in one of the books.

[–] Ham_Cat@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When these people say shelling...do they mean artillery shells?? Or...?

[–] CriticalResist8@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

the blue shells that target the player in first place

[–] Ham_Cat@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Impossible, Ukraine has never been in first place.

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ham_Cat@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

My favorite!

Is this like amount fake or what

[–] Aru@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

When I die I want my family members to recite my life and achievements using characters from Harry Potter

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