London is full of excellent amazing things but they're spread out over an absurdly large area so it's such a pain doing anything. And everyone who lives there is so numb to it! They'll happily indulge every day in 3-4 hours of public transport as if this is a rational way to live.

I'm very happy that they have a reasonably decent transit system, but fuck me I wanted those 4 hours in my life actually.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I liked it, although it was 36 years ago. Couldn't speak to how it is now.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 23 points 5 months ago (4 children)

this is humorous because a crustacean is unlikely to make substantive threats of grave bodily injury or harm to human beings and less likely to thoroughly enact them.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah? My rebuttal:

[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

proof?

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Unfortunately at this moment sufficient, apparent evidence is difficult to locate.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Also, that is a cooked crab that is very dead indeed.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 5 months ago

Red mean extra dangerous in the nature.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

Perhaps it's a warning regarding a spike in food-borne illnesses in London that have been traced back to seafood restaurants.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 5 months ago

Aight imma head there.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 5 months ago

🦀🦀🦀

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago

I'd say it's more like direct but sincere advice.

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 5 months ago

🦀👏

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 months ago

The title is a pokemon name.