this is humorous because a crustacean is unlikely to make substantive threats of grave bodily injury or harm to human beings and less likely to thoroughly enact them.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah? My rebuttal:

[–] MacedWindow@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

proof?

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Unfortunately at this moment sufficient, apparent evidence is difficult to locate.

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Also, that is a cooked crab that is very dead indeed.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 6 points 5 months ago

Red mean extra dangerous in the nature.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago

Perhaps it's a warning regarding a spike in food-borne illnesses in London that have been traced back to seafood restaurants.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 2 points 5 months ago

Aight imma head there.