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[–] TerrificTadpole@lemmy.world 122 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Everyone was having a fish party so I grabbed my fish fork but once I arrived I realized I had grabbed my pastry fork instead. Everyone laughed at me. "Want a fish pie?" they kept asking. "Want a fish pie?"

God, I'm so embarrassed. I wish I had seen this chart sooner.

[–] WhyDoYouPersist@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

You really made me feel like I was there, laughing at you like the rest

[–] ElderReflections@kbin.run 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Damn, I want a fish pie now

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

But what happens when you are served a seafood dessert made with fruit and fish?

The Masterson's will have a bit of a tizzy when it comes to hosting next months neighborhood afternoon soiree. I'm sure the Jefferson's will have a chuckle at the end of the meal.

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[–] s_s@lemmy.one 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

fine dining can go fork off

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When appearances and etiquette become more important than the food ..... I'd rather have a box of KD and watch some Netflix in my underwear.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

With what kind of fork tho

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fork? .... I'd use the same spoon I used to make the food and eat it straight from the pot to save myself from doing more dishes than I have to.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Could be worse… could be like the old Japanese fine dining, where you’re just supposed to stare at the food and pretend to eat it.

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[–] NoneYa@lemm.ee 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)
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[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

There's an actual fork for spaghetti!?!

Why have I never seen one before? WTF is this conspiracy?

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I've been to many italian establishments and have never seen them. probably just a gimmick nobody knows about

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I call BS. Every other fork (even the crab "pick") I can believe it have seen. I do not believe in this.

[–] idiomaddict@feddit.de 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It would be so uncomfortable to use 😬

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

it looks like it needs to go to a fork hospital

just use a fork and a spoon for spaghetti like a normal person

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I still think it's weird using a spoon for spaghetti.

I've seen it done. I get why people do it. I still think it's weird.

Whatever. Be weird. So your thing. As long as it gets the food from the plate to your face, who am I to say it's wrong?

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[–] erp@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The list is disappointingly missing many variants, such as:

  1. The Spork (an invention commonly attributed to Samuel W. Francis, but which remains in doubt)
  2. The Knork, from the popular show Knork and Knindy (knanu-knanu)
  3. Neptune's trident (four out of five dentists recommend it)
  4. Cluster fork (as experienced by yours truly at least once per fortnight when production goes down)
  5. The most ancient and purest form of all: the monofork, aka kebap skewer
[–] deezbutts@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

The knork was invented by Abraham Lincoln and Gandhi.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why would you eat a table?

[–] terribletortoise@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Of all the fork shapes, the table fork seems the least useful for its named purpose.

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

All forks are table forks if you put them on the forking table.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

With an honorable mention for the cocktail fork. If you don't want to drink it, at least use a spoon

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hows a crab meant to hold that?

[–] core@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most of those are threeks and twoks. Only a few forks.

[–] deezbutts@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

This joke goes hard

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where are garden fork and tuning fork?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Better get out your pitchfork

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I need that spaghetti fork.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Table fork and salad fork are the same. Change my mind.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Salad fork is usually slightly smaller, but that's about it.

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well yeah, where else would you eat salad? The floor? Everyone knows that's where burgers are served.

[–] boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Italians

  • make weird noodles
  • need strange tools to eat them

South east asians

  • use literal sticks that chop
  • make overcomplicated food that just needs to be grabbed
  • breed special rice that sticks

Germans

  • Spoon go brrr
[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I love sticky rice tho. Just saying.

Those Asians, they had some ideas, let me tell you.

[–] MrGG@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

I love that all of the responses in here are just forking jokes.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 5 points 2 weeks ago

The Broadfork : https://www.easydigging.com/broadforks/articles/invention-broadfork-history.html

And remember if you see a fork in the road, take it.

[–] LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

What if I'm having fish salad for dessert?

[–] supercargo@r.nf 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That is such an underrated movie.

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[–] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Are the extra-thick tines on the fish and pie forks for cutting?

Seriously what’s the point.

How is a salad fork any better than a commoner fork for a salad.

The same for most of these.

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