tektite

joined 6 months ago
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago

Welcome to Costco, I love you! If you raise the price of the fucking hotdog I will kill you! Figure it out.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago

Wasn't it a rabbit?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 days ago
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Mine is the only front yard on my street that isn't just grass and weeds since I ripped out my lawn. I was out hand weeding one day when the only neighbor without weeds in his lawn came over to patronize me (not the first time) about how he just uses roundup and doesn't have to worry about the weeds!

A few weeks later I saw his yard crew show up while he was at work... he's not even applying the roundup himself.

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago

Bring out your dead!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 days ago

Made out with a hot dog?? Oh my god, that was ONE TIME!

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

😏 ...Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago (6 children)

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?

[–] tektite@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Lookin up to me like training Ai is free, when my copyright was out you wasn't paying me.

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