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[–] tyler@programming.dev 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

“Spread those squirrel, I’m about to cum buckets”

[–] AceSLS@ani.social 38 points 5 months ago

And that kids, is how I got banned from the local park

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes. I watched plenty of Spongebob as a kid. This was clearly a joke to make the picture funnier.

[–] SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, it seems I may have wooshed myself.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No worries, wasn’t really a whoosh. The joke wasn’t really obvious. I said clearly but I must have been in a bad mood.

[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why are them cheeks sandy tho?

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 5 months ago

~~Stepping~~ fucking on the beach!

Youth pastor voice

"There's someone else who's coming for you"

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 months ago

Spread those astronaut squirrels, I'm about to cum buckets?

Hmm...

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Spread those sandy checks, Im about to collect all the sand with by cum bucket.