CoolMatt

joined 1 year ago
[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, I mean if it's in bag tied up tight, the stink barely escapes. Worst case ontario you made someone's garbage smell more like garbage, and someone else doesn't have to step in it. Shocker

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Why didn't my comment show each bullet point on a different line like I had typed it

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh, that filthy cunt can think she can try...

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago

Oh no the dog!!😲

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Nobody is forcing anyone

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I jusg imagined someone sitting to pee off a cliff, thanks.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I'm not in the mood to stand, sometimes I'm not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.

-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I'm groggy every fucjin morning -it's a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I'm just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it

  • eating, sleeping, shitting and farting
[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 weeks ago

Breh my job involves driving to addresses outside of their normal working hours to the general public . It is so f u c k i n g annoying to have to listen to day in and day out. Same with "traffic is heavier than usual". Also every. Damn. Day at the same time of day.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

So was I! I'm having a good time here, you having a good time?

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahhh that makes sense. Thank you for this explanation, I appreciate it very much.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh, okay i figured that much but wasnt sure

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 weeks ago
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