CoolMatt

Giggity

I'll show you a brown ring

Spread those astronaut squirrels, I'm about to cum buckets?

Hmm...

Well, fucking shit man.

Or next thing ya know, it turns out the brick has bluetooth too and is required to connect to the phone in order to charge it during normal use, so OP'd have to pair it with the phone as well in order to power the headphones, further reinforcing the locals.

I would love to see the looks on their poor faces when they witness this.

Aww fuck, looks like Silica litter. While was imagining the story to be about traditional cat litter, this is still pretty funny, and dumb on the cops' part.

Kitty litter/meth, now I gotta see this one

Or himilayan pink salt and drugs

Spiders spin webs

Sooo hot right now.

I thought bro country was that hip hop country shit that's surfaced in the last 6 or so years