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[–] philthi@lemmy.world 139 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It took me a while but "cocktails" for anyone else out there like me

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 65 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Close but its actually "cock and ball torture".

Source: I have the same one >!/s!<

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 25 points 4 weeks ago

load bearing tone indicator

[–] errer@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

“cocks from 26 different men”

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

But I don't like coffee 🤔

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 89 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

your girly emoji usage makes my throbbing cock double in length

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] N0tTheBees@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Uppers at dawn, downers at dusk—survival is a cycle.

Coffee to kickstart a day you dread; cocktails to numb another night alone.

Commence your diurnal period by self-medicating with a stimulant. Conclude your nocturnal cycle by self-medicating with a sedative.

(The only reason they didn't go with the last one is that it didn't fit on the wall)

[–] Emmie@lemm.ee 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Sorry we don’t serve depression today

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

not a bad day plan tbh

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] boo_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Yep, this is the daily routine of a Linux user.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 4 weeks ago

"I use Arch btw" is code for "dm me your dick pics"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I really need a night cock.

[–] shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

Couldn't even cry to this, I broke down immediately!!! CLEAN UP AISLE ON MY WRISTS 🙏🔥💯😂

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Start your day with coffee to get going.

Finish work with cocktails to relax and enjoy.

End your day with cock for a good night sleep.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Shameless@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] istoff@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Interesting tail.