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If your toilet was sentient, would you rather that it begged for your poop, or that it begged you to not poop in it? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by z00s@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 68 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would poop in a different toilet

[–] calabast@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago

But then how do you poop if no one is begging? Uhh, asking for a friend.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 5 months ago

For, because I'm about consent.

[–] pupbiru@aussie.zone 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

if you can do something in your every day life to make someone happy, who cares if it’s weird? live life; we’re all weird; just make people happy and be happy in return

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

This is the best answer

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I'm clean?

[–] vortexal@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 months ago

Would it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 months ago

"Just pee? sigh"

[–] shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

I would like it to be happy, so have it beg.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

"Stop shitting on your hand and throw it out the window! Use me instead!"

[–] Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

See, this is why I hate "would you rather...?"

Why can't it just be content with the amount I feed it, why's it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's not begging out of hunger, it's begging out of desire

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

feeeeed me seymour!

[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Like this?

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)