I don't know if this is legit NSFW but it's most certainly cursed
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this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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My guy is hung
that's his nose
This made me laugh more than I like to admit.
Leave them a week or two so they get pickled.
Your name fits perfectly with your comment.
The taste from her unique blend of UTIs is just something money can't buy.
11 herbs and utis
Hi Belle
Alright sounds kinky but I have seen worse
Well for anyone curious about this there is that website called "animal hardware" or something like that which sells egg laying fetish kits
Why do I know this?...
Bc safety is important, please don't put actual eggs up your orifices, go with silicone ones instead
But hubby can't eat the silicone ones
Gelatin eggs should be okay!
well now im curious, what could happen if a person puts an egg in one of their body holes?
Well you'd be risking infection (you can safely put eggs in your mouth but be careful as it can be a choking hazard)
what kind of infection does the exterior of a boiled egg contain that could be dangerous in the case of purting and removing them from body holes?
Don't use silicone eggs anally, get molds and make gelatin ones that will slowly melt with body heat. They can't get stuck in you
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"primal hardwere"
Likely I was in a rabbit hole in a research site and stumbled upon a video of someone using it
I'm concerned about potential infections, otherwise there's worse stuff out there...
Nah, it's boiled through. Clean as a scalpel. And vaginal fluid is acidic enough to burn skin. Should be fine.
So this community has devolved into kink-shaming then? Is that what this is? Obviously there have to be some ethical boundaries but between consenting adults this seems pretty harmless.
I'm not kink-shaming, I'm kink-asking-why
Seems a pretty specific kink...
Sure, especially if you're the egg.
Oh what a day to have eyes
Right. Signing off for the day. That will do.
oh yeah, is there an oviposition community yet?
why put soft boiled eggs in? dont they know that the heat inside the body is already high enough to boil an egg? dont belive me? try it and shove a raw egg in your butt!!
Wow. I can't believe that actually worked.
(Tip: you have to keep it in there for a pretty absurdly-long time, or it'll still come out kind of raw. Basically, hold it in until you think you can't possibly hold it anymore, and then add another 2 hours)
Actually it’s pretty easy. It’s just like holding your poop in.
If you have a hard time doing that you can just swallow the egg whole, it'll be transferred to your butt eventually.
That poor egg, it's gonna go through some rough shit on the way.
Seems like a fun couple
Hey guys someone crossed out a word, what could it mean? /s
Thank you, I hate it.
What an god-awful day to be literate.
You can really separate the veterans from the rookies with this post. The kiddies are about to throw up in their mouth and vets are like "just another Monday on the internet."
This is on the very low end of kink. If you think this is crazy, or sickening then you my friend are a big scoop of vanilla. No hate though. Vanilla is fine too.